Status Report. 
Monday, December 11th, 2006
Tummy: Healing, albiet slowly. Am now able to drink beer with little pain. Am highly thankful to wee tummy gods for this small blessing.
Diet: Am expanding diet to include seafood. Am projecting this will increase protein and mineral intake and make me more witty at partys and social functions. Note to self: attend social functions.
Miss Kitten: Has heaved contents of tiny tummy onto Zane’s bedding. Still sleeps on my bed. Proof that cat prefers me over sibling Zane.
Zane: Happier than observed in many recent months. The board will be pleased.
End report.