Spooky Sez Hi

[09:54] sydjanus: good morning
[09:55] killermonkeys: err
[09:55] killermonkeys: afternoon
[09:55] killermonkeys: how’s the story?
[09:55] killermonkeys: as in
[09:56] killermonkeys: The Story
[09:56] killermonkeys: as in
[09:56] killermonkeys: The One That Zane Is Going to Finish
[09:58] sydjanus: dunno
[09:58] sydjanus: didn’t ask him last night
[09:58] sydjanus: i’ll wake him up
[09:58] sydjanus: it’s fun to wake him up.
[09:58] killermonkeys: I’ll kill you both
[09:58] killermonkeys: don’t let me bring you whole family into this
[10:01] sydjanus: dude
[10:01] sydjanus: horse heads say it best
[10:04] killermonkeys: you think you’re good enough for a horse head?
[10:04] killermonkeys: do you
[10:04] killermonkeys: well
[10:04] killermonkeys: you’re not
[10:04] sydjanus: no
[10:04] sydjanus: huh.
[10:04] sydjanus: great dane, though, easy.
[10:04] killermonkeys: not even
[10:04] killermonkeys: maybe a kitty
[10:04] sydjanus: totally
[10:04] sydjanus: what
[10:04] sydjanus: dude thats the size of a tennis ball
[10:04] killermonkeys: YOU TAKE WHAT YOU GET
[10:04] sydjanus: that fails to impress.
[10:05] killermonkeys: if a cat’s head is in your bed, what are you gonna do?
[10:05] killermonkeys: send it BACK?
[10:05] killermonkeys: No
[10:05] killermonkeys: It’s yours
[10:05] killermonkeys: and you’re dead
[10:05] killermonkeys: that’s it
[10:05] killermonkeys: I don’t want to do it
[10:05] killermonkeys: don’t MAKE me do it
[10:06] killermonkeys: but if a little cutesy wootsy kitten head takes a permanent nap in your bed
[10:06] killermonkeys: you know
[10:06] killermonkeys: it was the anger of the Family
[10:06] killermonkeys: we deal only in racketeering, gambling, and small animal cruelty
[10:06] killermonkeys: no horses
[10:07] killermonkeys: no great danes
[10:07] killermonkeys: only adorable dead kitten head
[10:09] sydjanus: huh.
[10:09] sydjanus: a bunny would be scarier
[10:10] killermonkeys: GOD DAMN YOU
[10:10] killermonkeys: THAT’S IT
[10:10] killermonkeys: NO KITTEN
[10:10] killermonkeys: NO NOTHIN
[10:11] killermonkeys: JUST DEAD
[10:11] killermonkeys: I KILL YOU
[10:13] sydjanus: okey doke, i’ll be on the patio smokin cigars
[10:14] sydjanus: i’ll put out a brandy for you.
[10:14] killermonkeys: I’ll smoke you
[10:14] killermonkeys: I don’t drink brandy
[10:14] sydjanus: you do when you smoke cigars.
[10:14] killermonkeys: the Family drinks bourbon
[10:14] sydjanus: it’s tradition.
[10:14] killermonkeys: no
[10:14] sydjanus: bah.
[10:14] killermonkeys: god damn it
[10:14] killermonkeys: get dead already
[10:17] sydjanus: you’ve got to actually come out here man.
[10:17] sydjanus: this isn’t death by remote control, y’know.
[10:17] sydjanus: i’ll even set out some bourbon.
[10:17] killermonkeys: no
[10:17] sydjanus: it ain’t right, but that’s ok.
[10:17] killermonkeys: I don’t kill people
[10:17] killermonkeys: I have people killed
[10:18] sydjanus: by you I mean your associates
[10:18] killermonkeys: i’m a rizzle dizzle mafioso
[10:18] killermonkeys: haha
[10:18] killermonkeys: speaking of which
[10:18] sydjanus: I don’t get a horse, i don’t rate the Don.
[10:18] killermonkeys: YOU’RE DEAD
[10:18] killermonkeys: YOU DON’T GET TO PUT IN A COURTESY CARD FUCKER

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You have been warned, Zane. Finish the damn story, or the cat gets it, then YOU get it.

Just look what happened to me.